TRUE BLOOD vs. TWILIGHT

Ok, so I don't know what it is about these Vampire movies and shows but they are soo hot right now. I just don't get it!! Do you watch any of them?? Can you honestly say that you sit down and watch all of these?? And for the youth of today that don't need another reason to want to dress Gothic, this movie Twilight makes an entrance. I saw this girl the other day wearing a Twilight T-shirt, and I wanted to go up to her and ask her, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU REPPING TWILIGHT LIKE THAT??" But that wouldn't be my place. So is it the thrill of watching Vampires fight, suck blood, and/or beat regular people up?? I'm confused because I don't know what all the hype is. Its the same story line. Some helpless white girl falls in love with an evil ass Vampire that isn't as evil as all the other Vampires. Then they fall in love with each other, giving the real guy Vampire a reason to be more than just a vampire until all the other, bigger badder Vampires show up to kill everyone, especially the girl he loves. Then, of course, the guy Vampire, that is a softy now, has to save the life of the human girl, having to kill of the strongest of all the Vampires. The only difference between True Blood and Twilight is that Twilight has a cast of all young teenagers. Damn, its funny how I knew the entire story line just by watching the trailers....HAHAHAHHA, but for real, neither one of these damn movies or mini series' are really that hot. The coldest Vampire movie is of course Dracula, and not that new school ass Dracula, the old regular, "I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!" ass Dracula. Lol, but I'm just saying that it makes no sense to me to be so hyped up about a movie about Vampires. And oh yeah, The Interview with a Vampire movie went hard too....

But the moral of the story is: If you're going to become a Vampire, do it during Day-Light Savings time.. You'll get more work done!!!!