TRUE BLOOD vs. TWILIGHT

Ok, so I don't know what it is about these Vampire movies and shows but they are soo hot right now. I just don't get it!! Do you watch any of them?? Can you honestly say that you sit down and watch all of these?? And for the youth of today that don't need another reason to want to dress Gothic, this movie Twilight makes an entrance. I saw this girl the other day wearing a Twilight T-shirt, and I wanted to go up to her and ask her, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU REPPING TWILIGHT LIKE THAT??" But that wouldn't be my place. So is it the thrill of watching Vampires fight, suck blood, and/or beat regular people up?? I'm confused because I don't know what all the hype is. Its the same story line. Some helpless white girl falls in love with an evil ass Vampire that isn't as evil as all the other Vampires. Then they fall in love with each other, giving the real guy Vampire a reason to be more than just a vampire until all the other, bigger badder Vampires show up to kill everyone, especially the girl he loves. Then, of course, the guy Vampire, that is a softy now, has to save the life of the human girl, having to kill of the strongest of all the Vampires. The only difference between True Blood and Twilight is that Twilight has a cast of all young teenagers. Damn, its funny how I knew the entire story line just by watching the trailers....HAHAHAHHA, but for real, neither one of these damn movies or mini series' are really that hot. The coldest Vampire movie is of course Dracula, and not that new school ass Dracula, the old regular, "I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!" ass Dracula. Lol, but I'm just saying that it makes no sense to me to be so hyped up about a movie about Vampires. And oh yeah, The Interview with a Vampire movie went hard too....

But the moral of the story is: If you're going to become a Vampire, do it during Day-Light Savings time.. You'll get more work done!!!!

I am.... Sasha Fierce!! NO, you are Beyonce!!!

Ok, so I know that there are alot of people that are gonna be mad about this one, but who cares. This is MY blog...

Now, I like Beyonce as much as the next person but to me, she had to come full out on this CD. I mean, B'Day was not all that and I was on the edge of my seat, just waiting for this album. And for what?? I was so pissed when I realized the marketing strategy for this album.. Seriously B, your selling a two disc CD for 17.99 and theres only 5 songs on each disc. 5 SONGS!!! You trippin on some real SASHA type stuff. I just dont get it. People are going to buy your album simply because its a Beyonce album but to do all this extra "I am Sasha Fierce" mess then put out this CD, come on!!! Get it together lady..

Not to mention, the CD wasnt all that. I like a few tracks but I find myself skipping through it. Its one of those "its gotta grow on me" type CDs and thats never a good thing. Or maybe it'll force me to listen to it so much that I learn to enjoy it. Hell, I'd have to listen to it constantly for several weeks to feel like its a GREAT CD. Its good, kind of ok, but definitely not GREAT!! Needless to say, I am ver upset. I just expected more from this superstar. I mean, maybe if she wasnt so busy with the new hubby she would've had time to create a GREAT CD. Or maybe she should have just NOT put the CD out so soon, just waited a while or something. Honestly, I dont know what she could've done. Quite frankly, I like some of the songs I downloaded that werent on the CD better than most of the ones that were on the CD. HAHAHA, how ironic is that. Maybe she should've named the album, " I AM.... TRYIN TO MAKE MONEY" or "I NEED... YOU TO BUY THIS" or simply "I AM... JAY-Z'S WIFE".. Hell, that would've made me and a few others pick up the CD the day it dropped!!! Dont get me wrong, Im sure she put up big numbers and Im sure several people ran to Wal-Mart to purchase the overly priced, double-disc CD. But as for me the glorious, I am... Sasha Fierce album gets a C-. Not a great CD but it was ok. Not very moving but it was interesting. And the overall introduction of Sasha Fierce as her alter-ego, could've been better. But please, dont take my word for it. Support our black people and spend the 20 dollars you need for groceries (since they are high as hell now) and purchase Beyonce's new album. And let me burn a copy!!!! hahahahaha

My favorite Family Guy Episodes..

Ok, I know that almost everyone enjoys watching Family Guy. If you dont then you suck apples!!! Seriously, apples!!! But honestly though, Family Guy has got to be one of the most outrageously funny cartoons ever made. The creator, Seth MacFarlane, is a freakin genius. I mean who comes up with the material, the voices, the charaters, all of that, the big homie Seth!! Luckily for him, I've allowed him to join my innermost circle of celebrity friends but I had to give New York from Flava of Love the boot!!!! She'll get over it... Anyway, to continue my rants on Family Guy, I believe one of my most favorite episodes would have to me one of the newer ones, the "New Brian" episode was too damn funny.. And this show would be nothing without all the different characters, both big role carriers and small role carriers. I mean, who isnt familiar with "Greased up Deaf Guy" or "Bruce" or "Lauratta (Cleveland's Wife). Each character is vital to the expansion of this show and of course, my beloved Herbert. lol, I start laughing just think about Family Guy. It makes me all fuzzy on the inside!!! hahahaa


Here is one of my other favorites:





HAHAHHA, doesnt that make you just go crazy on the inside!! And lets not forget the whole family; Brian, Meg, Chris, Peter, Lois, Lois' parents, and then the friends; Cleveland, Joe, and my boy Quagmire. Lets get on Quagmire really quick! This is the horniest dude on network television in a cartoon... Thats probably what makes him soo damn funny... Not only is it his horny ways but he always responds sexually, thinks sexually, and is just very sexual..

Take a look:







Now, there is no way I could end this blog without talking about Herbert. Oh yes, the old pervert himself. I think his crush on Chris is too hilarious. So to end off this blog on Family Guy, I have to include this ultra funny Ode to Herbert:

STAND UP, SPEAK UP

Ok, so for those of you who dont know whats going on or if you just live on another planet, let me educate you real quick. The whole "STAND UP, SPEAK UP" movement is generating alot of feedback and following. This Europe-wide campaign started in January of 2005 by the French football player (soccer player), Thierry Henry, who is very good looking (but I love my baby). It was following an increase in reports of racist incidents happening all around Europe. Together with Nike and other European Footballers, he is continuing to protest against this problem, inviting other Football players and fans to voice their opinions on the issue as well. So now the issue is broadening the surface and reaching out to people across the globe and with the President elect being a man of color, one can only imagine where this issue will go next. So should we leave it be or speak the peace??? I say SPEAK!!!

Rodney King on VH1

Ok, so I don't know what is going through his mind!! Seriously, Rodney King is falling way off the marker!! So, not only has he coined the phrase "Can't we all just get along", but now he's blasted all over VH1 on their new Celebrity Rehab show. I'm mean, he needs it, obviously. Come to think about it, there are several celebrities that need it more, but I guess none of them are dumb enough to sign up. Oh, but Rodney King just signed his name on the dotted line and was like, "Hell yeah I'll do the show!! Does this mean I'm a celebrity??" NO NIGGA!!! It means that for once Emmanuel Lewis decided to just say no!!! I feel bad for brother King though, not only did the cops beat that ass but now he is embarrassing himself on national T.V. But you never know, Lil Wayne might do another song about him, that way he can file for some of the royalties of using his name. Damn, this dude is really trippin... What is so funny to me is that this morning on the TJMS (Tom Joyner Morning Show), Rodney was on there talking about the show and how he started drinking at 8 and how he was probably drunk when the cops beat his ass. He did come out with a little over a million dollars but when they asked that fool what he did for money he said, "Hahaha, you know Im not gonna talk about all that on the radio." WHY NOT??? You selling drugs now Rodney?? Is that not why you are on a "REHAB" show?? Im so confused!!! But I will say this, Rodney King looks a hell of alot better than Jeff Conway, Gary Busey, and Tawny Kitaen combined!! Needless to say, this dude Rodney King is really DOING THA MOST!!!


Check out this stupid trailer!! Dr. Drew needs to give it up. How can you fuel someones fame addiction by exploiting their addictions to drugs and alcohol?? Way to go Doc...

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President Elect

Let's start this blog on a different note: Who is DOIN THA MOST with this entire situation of electiong a BLACK president. Are minorities acting out, thinking that we can do as we damn well please because "Obama got my back"? Or are white people acting a damn fool because now a man of color will be running them like they did us for 400 years?? The question remains, Who is DOIN THA MOST???

I'd have to say white people, hands down. And that's not a bias statement, I take it back, its bias as hell!! I mean seriously, have you noticed some of the dumb stuff white people feel they must say. Really, have you?? Just look on Facebook or Myspace. Its everywhere. And for a black person, like myself, that works in a office full of McCain loving white people, the slander is much greater. I mean, just the other day my boss felt the need to make a sly ass McCain statement that went something like, "Well, since McCain isnt the new president, I guess that means I wont be making that extra trip to the Islands this year." Dude, f* you and your trip!!! OBAMA is president, and yes your taxes will be cut. Deal with it, I mean everyone making less that half a million, mainly everyone, has had to deal with far worse!!! So no trip to the Islands, no new ride, and no new fancy jewlery!!! Stop crying. Im sure you'll be just fine.